Men Vs Women: Liars (Episode 1)
So Magnificent thought it would be best to end this battle once and for all, and tell you the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth, SO HELP US GOD!!
She Says:
Guy’s common liesssssssss
Guys live for showing off, it’s in their blood, and ironically we were created with a special ability to endure this bad habit of theirs!! But what if showing off shifts into telling lies?? Well don’t give me the not-all-guys-lie speech because at some point they do. The trick is to know when to draw the line about it.
Of course in the beginning of a relationship, any individual does his/ her best to impress the opposite sex. It’s only human. And as we, and by we I mean the LADIESSS, are the wisest, we are always the ones who end up sitting and listening to them yapping about how they are the bravest, the kindest and the most caring…Come on guys we need solid facts!!!
So, in order for you not to be a victim, we narrowed it down to the most common lies said by our proud “MASRY” guys. Now guys, don’t be mad because we have you all figured out. It’s just like I said we are the wise ones!!
The innocent phone call
So when a guy has a crush on you and you call him for a certain reason and he doesn’t answer, always know that the next day he’s going to say “ana kont 3amel silent” and what really happened is that he was trying to -as we say- “yet2aaaal”.
You look good in every thing
Guys found out that we figured out their move of taking a very long time to answer, or yet not giving an answer at all, the innocent question “How do I look in this outfit”, “Am I in good shape” and they came up with a different (and it’s fair to say way) smarter move. Does the phrase “you look good in every thing” ring a bell?
Well it should because that is their new exit strategy when they feel that the situation will turn into a fight, in other words ” BEYESHTEROO DEMA3′HOM”. Got to hand it you “Smart Move Guys”
MAFEESH ELA ENTY YA 7ABIBTY “You’re the One”
How many times has a guy told you that you’re the one? Ok, how many times did a guy tell you that you are the one and really meant it?? Yes that’s more like it. They all give you this “I love you, I can’t live without you” line, and then ditch you.
The funny thing is that they let you discover for your self!! It’s very painful finding out that the person you were planning on spending the rest of your life with is having some extra-curricular activities!! So women beware, and always have an extra eye to what your man is doing.
He Says:
She is a Woman, she is a Liar!!
In the first episode of the series “Men vs. Women”, we decided to write about things men hate the most about women. Guys, you should put my picture on your bedroom wall. Because I will be your advocate! Lying is a sin, as we all know “elkadab byroo7 elnar”. But in the middle-east “the liar is talented and smart”! I will tell you different stories in different situations to let you decide whether women are liars or not.
Truly innocent!
I have been in a relationship. She told me the first time we met “I have never been in a relationship”. I was like, WOW! A girl in her 21 “she was older” and I am her first love, my God! I was Romio and she was Laila! After a long-term relationship, we broke up “Thank God”. Then, I was checking the Facebook groups randomly, and I found a topic on a discussion board asking “If your boy/girl friend broke up with you, would you forgive him/her easily?!” and to my astonishment, she replied to the topic and it was really weird! Her reply was “Actually, I do not know because I have never been in a relationship”! (la2 ya shee’7a!)! I did not know that she thought of me as her father. Oh, that explains why I had to pay the charges everywhere.
The Bowl of Respect
“I do not smoke!” she said with a great enthusiasm! She was talking like all the girls do and she is a rara avis among them. Well, I told her to relax because most of the girls do not smoke. She started to laugh loudly like I had told her a joke. While she was rolling on the floor laughing, she said “most of them do not smoke?! HAHA not today, not today, ya Ahbal!”. After knowing that all her family are smokers, even her cousin who smoked all the cigarettes I had in my pack . I appreciated why she believed she was a very good girl. After a while her cousin said “Well, we need to go to the WC!” 5, 10, 15 minutes and they hadn’t showed up. I went to check out the toilet! On my way, I saw same girl “who was not a smoker” with a cigarette into her mouth. “I just did not want you to know, because I respect you!” she said. See how women respect men!
The difference between “In” and “On”!
This is the last story for today. “I do not ride anyone’s car, my friends tried to convince me to do so. But, I am polite!” She said. I hate when girls say so, they do not need to say it. If they are really polite, guys will know it from the first talk. Well, that is another thing I hate about women which I will talk about later. After hours, I was walking down the street and suddenly I heard Snake’s R. Kelly (a well known song) “Move your body like a snake ma, like that”. The speakers bass was really harming, so I turned my head to take a look at the idiot who was disturbing everyone down the street with the speakers of his car. I was really surprised when I saw that girl “on” the boy not “in” his car! Actually, she did not lie. She said “I do not ride anyone’s car” not “I do not ride anyone”!
There are much more tales about women lying. So, what do you think; are women liars or not?! I know not all women are liars, but most of them. Ladies, you have to know that men can take anything but LYING.